Yes I do, and I have the best idea...
My wife spends a shit load of time flicking birds across her phone screen at stupid green pigs. The game is very popular and has made squillions of dollars. The story goes that these filthy pigs have stolen some bird eggs from a cluster of inter-racial birds. Normally birds give up on there young when they are taken, but no not these birds, they getvengeful. Angry.
Since this game is so lame, i figured i could design my own game, and if a game making company wanted to take on my idea then I'd be full keen on that and more than happy to split the profits.
My idea?
Agitated Turds
The story : One day a group of selfish evil babies who ruined there parents lives by being born and just generally terrible, stumbled upon a book of magic. They took the book outside and decided to play with it, then one of the babies who we call "Evil King Baby" opened the book and gathered the other evil babies around. The book was designed for good, but the babies not knowing how to read opened the book and started mouthing off random gibberish. Suddenly there stomachs started to tremble, their bowels began to shift and together they pooped out a devastating and lethal turd. Runny and foul the turd slid out of the babies diapers and fell out on to the ground. The babies looked upon the poop and laughed and pointed and poked it. After awhile there attention spans changed and they went home to their beds.
The next day the sun came out and shined its glory upon the poop, the poop dried out and went crusty and white. The next day it rained, a magic toxic gross rain. The poop began to break down and form off into small chunks of all different sizes and varieties. Then the pieces came to life. Agitated by the un-natural turn of events the turds bonded and banded together to rid the world of the evil babies...
Sure the background story needs some work and fine tuning, but it sure makes more sense then some of the other mobile games, plus I think it would make a cool bunch of basic animated intro's.
Game Play : The game play is simple, using your finger on a touch screen smart phone, you fling the different varieties of poop, out of a poop shoot sling shot, towards evil babies covering and eventually murdering them with the stenchy splatters of poop.
Characters :
Evil King Baby - A big giant dumb baby that wears a hungry jacks crown and giggles obnoxiously.
Normal Baby - Normal Cannon Fodder
Squishy Turd - The Basic type of turd, splats hard but still has a little bounce
Ghost Turd - Due to being dried out the turd is white and chalky, When flung in the air it breaks off into little pieces making a devastating aerial attack.
Nutty - Hard hitting turd, More nut then turd.
O'Gas - Release a devastating toxic cloud of gasses that dissolves anything
Sloppy - Actually looks like a bucket, but once it is in the air, the bucket revolves upside down and it releases a powerful splash of poop on anything below.
The game is full of toilet humor and squishy farty noises. Whilst it doesn't exist right now, i am confident EA will be knocking on my door any day now to buy up the rights to it. I hate EA and would prefer to not have to make a deal with them, so if you are from a well respected game company please feel free to contact me.
My wife spends a shit load of time flicking birds across her phone screen at stupid green pigs. The game is very popular and has made squillions of dollars. The story goes that these filthy pigs have stolen some bird eggs from a cluster of inter-racial birds. Normally birds give up on there young when they are taken, but no not these birds, they get
Since this game is so lame, i figured i could design my own game, and if a game making company wanted to take on my idea then I'd be full keen on that and more than happy to split the profits.
My idea?
Agitated Turds
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The story : One day a group of selfish evil babies who ruined there parents lives by being born and just generally terrible, stumbled upon a book of magic. They took the book outside and decided to play with it, then one of the babies who we call "Evil King Baby" opened the book and gathered the other evil babies around. The book was designed for good, but the babies not knowing how to read opened the book and started mouthing off random gibberish. Suddenly there stomachs started to tremble, their bowels began to shift and together they pooped out a devastating and lethal turd. Runny and foul the turd slid out of the babies diapers and fell out on to the ground. The babies looked upon the poop and laughed and pointed and poked it. After awhile there attention spans changed and they went home to their beds.
The next day the sun came out and shined its glory upon the poop, the poop dried out and went crusty and white. The next day it rained, a magic toxic gross rain. The poop began to break down and form off into small chunks of all different sizes and varieties. Then the pieces came to life. Agitated by the un-natural turn of events the turds bonded and banded together to rid the world of the evil babies...
Sure the background story needs some work and fine tuning, but it sure makes more sense then some of the other mobile games, plus I think it would make a cool bunch of basic animated intro's.
Game Play : The game play is simple, using your finger on a touch screen smart phone, you fling the different varieties of poop, out of a poop shoot sling shot, towards evil babies covering and eventually murdering them with the stenchy splatters of poop.
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Characters :
Evil King Baby - A big giant dumb baby that wears a hungry jacks crown and giggles obnoxiously.
Normal Baby - Normal Cannon Fodder
Squishy Turd - The Basic type of turd, splats hard but still has a little bounce
Ghost Turd - Due to being dried out the turd is white and chalky, When flung in the air it breaks off into little pieces making a devastating aerial attack.
Nutty - Hard hitting turd, More nut then turd.
O'Gas - Release a devastating toxic cloud of gasses that dissolves anything
Sloppy - Actually looks like a bucket, but once it is in the air, the bucket revolves upside down and it releases a powerful splash of poop on anything below.
The game is full of toilet humor and squishy farty noises. Whilst it doesn't exist right now, i am confident EA will be knocking on my door any day now to buy up the rights to it. I hate EA and would prefer to not have to make a deal with them, so if you are from a well respected game company please feel free to contact me.
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